{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the font always tired?","punchline":"It was always bold.","id":443}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Knock-knock.","punchline":"A race condition. Who is there?","id":362}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?","punchline":"Because it's indivisible.","id":348}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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