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Lobaria macaronesica is a species of foliose lichen in the family Peltigeraceae. Found in Macaronesia, it was formally described as a new species in 2010 by Carolina Cornejo and Christoph Scheidegger. The type specimen was collected on Madeira (Portugal), south of the Ribeira da Janela, at an elevation of 1,225Â m (4,019Â ft).
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Nogaye Lo Sylla is a Spanish basketball player from Mallorca who plays for Lointek Gernika Bizkaia and the Spanish national team. She is considered one of the most promising centers of Spanish basketball.
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