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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}

{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}

{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}

{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}

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